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		<title>Government: A Kid&#8217;s View</title>
		<link>http://unscriptednews.com/your2cents/2008/02/16/government-a-kids-view/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2008 16:36:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>My2cents</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ A little boy goes to his dad and asks, &#8216;What is Politics?&#8217; Dad says, &#8216;Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the government. We are here to take [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Italian Marriage Secret</title>
		<link>http://unscriptednews.com/your2cents/2008/02/14/italian-marriage-counseling/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 20:51:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>My2cents</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Only on Valentine&#8217;s Day&#8230; At Saint Mary&#8217;s Catholic Church they have a weekly husband&#8217;s marriage seminar. At the session last week, the Priest asked Luigi, who was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Kid From Mad Magazine</title>
		<link>http://unscriptednews.com/your2cents/2008/02/06/the-kid-from-mad-magazine/</link>
		<comments>http://unscriptednews.com/your2cents/2008/02/06/the-kid-from-mad-magazine/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 01:19:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>My2cents</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ever wonder what happened to the kid from Mad Magazine?
 
Well now you know 
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		<title>Ronald Reagan Quotes</title>
		<link>http://unscriptednews.com/your2cents/2008/02/06/ronald-reagan-quotes/</link>
		<comments>http://unscriptednews.com/your2cents/2008/02/06/ronald-reagan-quotes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:54:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>My2cents</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
&#8216;Here&#8217;s my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose.&#8217;
 
&#8216;The most terrifying words in the English language are: I&#8217;m from the government and I&#8217;m here to help.&#8217;
 
&#8216;The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they&#8217;re ignorant; it&#8217;s just that they know so much that isn&#8217;t so.&#8217;
 
&#8216;Of the four wars in my lifetime, none [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fart Football</title>
		<link>http://unscriptednews.com/your2cents/2008/02/04/fart-football/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 22:42:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>My2cents</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Are you ready for some football?
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, &#8220;Seven Points.&#8221;
His wife rolls over and says, &#8220;What in the world was that?&#8221;
The old man replied, &#8220;It&#8217;s fart football.&#8221;
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says &#8220;Touchdown, tie score.&#8221;
After about [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IRS Pencil Sharpener</title>
		<link>http://unscriptednews.com/your2cents/2008/01/30/irs-sharpener/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 20:49:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>My2cents</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is tooooo good not to share. I don&#8217;t know ANYONE that hasn&#8217;t felt this way at some point. It&#8217;s too bad this isn&#8217;t a working model. The first company to come up with one will make a fortune. Who knows, maybe it will be a tax deductible gift!

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		<title>PMS Guidance</title>
		<link>http://unscriptednews.com/your2cents/2008/01/24/62/</link>
		<comments>http://unscriptednews.com/your2cents/2008/01/24/62/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 18:13:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>My2cents</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[guidance for men]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE HORMONE HOSTAGE KNOWS THAT THERE ARE DAYS IN THE MONTH WHEN ALL A MAN HAS TO DO IS OPEN HIS MOUTH &#38; HE TAKES HIS LIFE INTO HIS OWN HANDS!  THIS IS A HANDY GUIDE THAT SHOULD BE AS COMMON AS A DRIVER&#8217;S LICENSE IN THE WALLET OF EVERY HUSBAND, BOYFRIEND, CO-WORKER, OR SIGNIFICANT [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Estate Planning</title>
		<link>http://unscriptednews.com/your2cents/2008/01/22/estate-planning/</link>
		<comments>http://unscriptednews.com/your2cents/2008/01/22/estate-planning/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 17:29:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>My2cents</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[   Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune. 
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>And This Year&#8217;s Stella Awards Go To:</title>
		<link>http://unscriptednews.com/your2cents/2008/01/18/and-this-years-stella-awards-go-to/</link>
		<comments>http://unscriptednews.com/your2cents/2008/01/18/and-this-years-stella-awards-go-to/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 22:33:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bob parmelee</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Laugh Barrel]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Winner in perpetuity:
    For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself andsuccessfully sued the McDonald&#8217;s in New Mexico where she purchased thecoffee. You remember, she took the lid off the coffee and put it betweenher knees while she was driving. Who would ever think one [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Political Wit and Satire</title>
		<link>http://unscriptednews.com/your2cents/2007/12/12/political-wit-and-satire/</link>
		<comments>http://unscriptednews.com/your2cents/2007/12/12/political-wit-and-satire/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2007 17:06:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bob parmelee</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Laugh Barrel]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[  &#8221;If you don&#8217;t read the newspaper you are uninformed; if you do read the
newspaper you are misinformed.&#8221;
  -Mark Twain
Suppose you were an idiot.
And suppose you were a member of Congress&#8230;.
But then I repeat myself.
   -Mark Twain
I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a
man standing in a bucket [...]]]></description>
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